When you start drinking it for entering data here behind it it o'clock and has to work tomorrow well it'll be fine #ApresSki #drunkatwork

Yep

Is Taylor Swift Aladdin? #GRAMMYs

My life now is soundtracked by Xanadu even though I have never seen #xanadu #xanduordonot #thereisnotry Xanadu (London)

That moment when your movie dude is a fetus #Deadpool #hecouldntseeit #solomovie #readingweek

My first screen appearance

Jesus I don't know what I'm doing in any aspect of my life

you could be a carrot #facetimedimes

Im STARBing #StarbucksRewards

My teacher is a polar bear a sad sad polar bear #class #sad #SaveMe

let me freak #tweet

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I think that I would be a good rapper if my crew was all middle aged comedians #backontwitter #Toronto #standupcomedy #rap

For some reason dads love me I don't why, Maybe cause I'm nonthreatening and we have so much in common #dadbod #dadliestcatch #twitterraid

Friendship is leaving to let your friend make with a hot girl #twitterraid #friendshipismagic

On 6/15/17, Luke Peters interviews Kids in the Hall writer/performer Paul Bellini Paul Bellini it's Freshman @ night! facebook.com/events/2209022…

Freshman at Night is tonight, 10pm! Pegasus Bar, Toronto Paul Bellini Luke Peters Chanty Marostica Baby Doomers @wifihighfive

Sometimes I question my decision so I go have pizza with magicians #notchicago #magic Chris Mayhew

unstableuniverses.podiant.co/e/358ae7b117b4… THEY MADE FAN FICTION ABOUT YOU!!!!! #fanfic

the new vulfpeck album is designed to be heard in a 2009 prius, on the way to Trader Joe’s