Sometimes I want to ask people what it's like living inside their own anal cavity.

Where's John Wilkes Booth when you need him?

Ancient Aliens has just done an episode about how aliens built the pyramid stage at Glastonbury...

Every Reform voter.

For those complaining about Labour bringing in the Online Safety Act, I would just like to remind you all that it was David Cameron who opened the door to this particular piece of legislation back in 2013.

Supporting Trump is basically telling everyone that you also think Jimmy Savile was a decent bloke.

I've seen two AA adverts. One where they fix a car so bank robbers can get away and another where they fix a car for vampires so they can escape the rising sun. I think the AA need to have a good hard look at themselves and their membership.

- In the year to March, 96% of migrants to the UK were legal - 4% were illegal - 47% of people in a YouGov poll say there's more illegal than legal migration 'We are a gaslit nation' declares James O'Brien, as the 'sons and daughters of Brexit are fed a diet of misinformation'.

Watched a two films yesterday. Renfield and Trap. The first was a lot of fun and ridiculous.

Trap was the first M. Night etcs film I liked, until the last twenty minutes where I found myself saying oh he got away again in an impossible way, just end the fucking film! And when it did end my reaction was oh fuck off. I waiting to hear from Guardian about my film crit job.

Do you know the answer?

So Trump has a cure for autism. Right. I bet it's going something like those camps where they beat gay out of people...

When there's nothing left to blow up, why not have a peace treaty?

Everyone have a fun and safe Robert Catesby Night!

Advent 1 - Films to watch at Christmas

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