At the risk of sounding like a Karen— Starbucks being out of *checks notes* almost everything is starting to affect my overall well-being

When I picture an anti vaxxer, it’s always some grumpy boomer with an American flag hat. And yet…

Tell me you’re not from Iowa, without telling me you’re not from Iowa. 😂

perfect for a wheel of cheese

They really had us do a musical in elementary school about Saturday - it starts all psyched out about the day off, but the whole show is about how it gets wasted doing chores etc. I mean how depressing is that

“how’s your new job” well its a job and i have to work there and do work at it so it’s actually terrible thank u for asking

So glad to see my relatives so supportive of critical race theory ☺️ …wait, they’re crying about a statue aren’t they

We don’t have orcas here. That would be fucked up

Gonna start every email I send like this