No selling brotha, just like I will do when I face mizanin *just a parody* the Foot lays down for nobody baby

What the actually fuck is this Uncle Lightning Dick ? I know we went through phases but damn brother was this your Valet phase? Give a couple of bumps in me and I might of took you back to the Von Erich ranch baby

Hoot always willing to show his fans the snake of Gibson, she was definitely a 12 in the 80’s bubba Uncle Lightning Dick

Hey Hoot I have your 80% cut for my gig tonight at the Armory Gym in my match against Honkey Tonk baby, he took the claw for the defeat in front of 10 rowdy fans, 5 of them were Von Erich’s Uncle Lightning Dick

Summerslam baby, one of my biggest pay when I defeated Mr Perfect for the Intercontinental title, the after party at Jake the Snakes hotel was even better, that damn python swallowed my foot and had to wait for it to regurgitate back up, what a party baby

When did they start letting the rats wrestle baby? Uncle Lightning Dick

Since it looks like mizanin *just a parody* is not going make the ppv baby I’m issuing an open challenge to anybody out there, I will not stop until I get back to the top, book it 👑 ℝ𝕖𝕪 𝕕𝕖 𝔹𝕠𝕘𝕠𝕥𝕒 🇨🇴🇺🇸🇩🇪🇯🇵 𝕏 give me anybody I’m ready baby

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Just announced, my first T-shirt for the CBWA is now on sale, go to the website order yours today and if you put the word Foot in the promo code you’ll save an extra 10% and all proceeds go to the Resistance Revolution Uncle Lightning Dick

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Looking good Hoot, I hope you recruited Koko to our family baby Uncle Lightning Dick he’s been paging me all day wanting som Mountain Dew

On tonight’s episode of Late Night in Bogota we expose the scandals that involve our so called Mayor and reveal the truth, tune in tonight baby Fake Stan Lane Uncle Lightning Dick

People of Bogata lend me your ear, after we recently lost two members of The Resistance our great and powerful leader Uncle Lightning Dick is going to make a huge announcement about the future of The Resistance stay tuned close baby

Hey Hoot this detective guy is getting to close you want me to send James Woods to scoop it out? Uncle Lightning Dick @TheEyeOfFalk

I can’t wait for tonight baby, me and Claude Gibson are going to be the tag champs, our leader Uncle Lightning Dick will be the number one contender and finally get his world championship back and the unveiling of the newest member of The Resistance whoa baby

The Gibson Agency is on top of the world baby

Get use to this CBWA we will be ruling for a very long time baby

I would like to introduce the man that will guide The Claude and The Claw tag team, Mr John Schneider John “CHIEF” Schneider Claude Gibson

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And most importantly the debut of The Foot John “CHIEF” Schneider Uncle Lightning Dick The Colombian Dragon 🇨🇴🐉 aka GOD OF THUNDER!! mizanin *just a parody* 🅲🅱🆆🅰 Boltsy Brian KW 👑 ℝ𝕖𝕪 𝕕𝕖 𝔹𝕠𝕘𝕠𝕥𝕒 🇨🇴🇺🇸🇩🇪🇯🇵 𝕏 Bray Wyatt *parody * Frank Converse