"Princess! Where're you at, @PrincessOfAram?"

#ALRP_Christmas Totally dive-bombs through the roof in his ship. "HEEEY! WHAT UP FELLOW TERRANS? DIDJA GET MY DICK MESSAGE? I left it -

#ALRP_Christmas - on ol' Patches answering machine. But I'm willing to bed Dɪʀᴇᴄᴛᴏʀ Nɪᴄᴋ Fᴜʀʏ never checks his messages! Just flying by -

#ALRP_Christmas - to wish you dudes a MERRY CHRISTMAS! Lookin' forward to totally kickin' some alien ASS with you guys! Later! -

#ALRP_Christmas - See a on the flip-side!" Flies off blaring youtube.com/watch?v=kEbEMj… because #FatBottomedGirls

Thrust. Grind. Roll. Thrust. Grind. Roll. Thrust, boot-leg kick and sliiiiide. #Begin - youtube.com/watch?v=tlU5xm… pic.x.com/bfVErTCrRs

Belting out at the top of m'lungs, because bitch can't make me stop singing. "Hail (hail) What's the matter with your head, yeah -

- Hail (hail) What's the matter with your mind And your sign an-a, oh-oh-oh Hail (hail) Nothin' the matter with your head -

-Baby find it, come on and find it Hail, with it baby 'Cause you're fine And you're mine, and you look so divine." Scraping the heel of -

- my boot across the ground, turning up the tunes. "Come an' get your love, Come an' get your love. Come an' get your loooove. -

- Come an' get your love!" Were people watching? Hell if I know! If they were, they'd learn a thing or to 'bout pelvic sorcery, that's -

- for sure.

"...Thinkin' that Tin Man an' I have a thing when it comes to 12% of anything....." TONY STARK

"Y'know, I'm gonna take that as the reason y' left me hangin' during my dance of with Turd-Blossom." Came the nonchalant - @LastOfHerRace

- reply to @LastOfHerRace. It was soon followed by an un-calculated swing of the leg that started out as a kick. Then a slow head bob to -

- the beat, eyeing @LastOfHerRace. "Nothin' the matter with your head Baby find it, come on and find it Hail, with it baby -

-'Cause you're fine, And you're mine, and you look so divine." Was I singin' again? Stupid question. Was I shuffling my - @LastOfHerRace

- Pelvic Sorcery in @LastOfHerRace's direction? We'll come back to that. But lets say my arm was around her waist. Lets say I swung -

- @LastOfHerRace in a circle. Lets say I dipped her and pulled her back up to her feet. Lets also say I was hoping she wasn't about to -

- chop off my man-berries for doing that. @LastOfHerRace