i just need a place to live man

This is without a doubt my favorite video.

Being pregnant is kinda like being hungover. I just threw up in a cup and all over myself as I was driving.

The DG cashier asking if I’m doing ok made it very clear that I am not..as I paid for prenatal vitamins & 2 cans of chicken noodle soup with a check that had a coffee stain on it..

omg Nicole Polizzi just arrived at the #MetGala

Be careful misspelling jalapeños because it will autocorrect to ‘Jakes penis’

So many people are going through private battles, truly important to give people love and care when you can and just on a human level. Life is so fragile

Kim saw it was national daughters day so she posted a bunch of pics of herself. Nothing but respect.

tommmmyyyyy fuckingggg shelbyyyy

😞😞😞😞

You’re gross.

Quitting my job and hitting the road

STOP EXPECTING BAD THINGS TO HAPPEN! start expecting everything to work out IN YOUR FAVOR

Chefs kiss

Sick of the lies. Charlie Kirk knew I was openly lesbian and followed me. He didn't hate gay people. He might have disagreed with the way I live, but he had no hate in his heart.