my party trick is that I can get an unlimited amount of cigarettes from strangers at the bar by being a sweet lady

“it feels performative” she’s literally … Performing …

this has upset me

this happened to me - they opened it, took the 4 pack of toothpaste and left the thrush treatment. ’preciated it x

We’re fucking freezing cause Serena ChaCha making AI drag

sorry lana girl but no one’s listening to white supremacist hawk tuah dihh hunter

people who specify they’re “cis” on their dating profile are so icky like okay… do you want a medal? should we invite jk?

Got a Joan of arc tattoo on my thigh and now every time I do the leg thing she gets covered in a snail trail there’s no way morrissey knew how she felt

why is my mini pickle giving sadam hussein hiding spot

What has happened to the sport I love once every four years for two weeks.

LMFAOOOO

big is moving to zootopia

btw. the rest is still unwritten

all stars confessional

Does anyone want to go out and do all the things lorde sings about?

connor storrie is grant chapman clap if you agree

michaela making sure francesca goes through that real lesbian experience by ghosting her

every lesbian in the tri state area just received an alert about this on their phone