Memorizing pothole locations is a survival skill where I'm from 😂

Gotta eat pasta in italy, croissant in paris, burger in united states, sushi in japan, tacos in mexico, shawarma in lebanon, paella in spain, poutine in canada, kimchi in south korea, curry in india, pho in vietnam, fondue in switzerland and fish & chips in united kingdom.

Kl!dnappers attacked a GUO bus on the Ore-Benin expressway today. They sh0t the driver dead. The passengers k!dnapped. No one knows their whereabouts. E no go better for APC and their supporters!!!

😂😂😂 Corporate can make you run mad

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I bought sand from Chinese men and signed a receipt written in Chinese. I was running a construction project and needed sharp sand urgently. Went to the dredging site. Sand being pumped straight from the river in large quantities. I asked who owned the operation. Chinese men

The cleaners and security guards at your workplace are also your colleagues, respect them.

I pick up their calls.

all the johnsons wey I don watch when I suppose wash plate I no regret am

instead of saying thank you, someone said: "May God ease things for you as you have eased things for me." and it haven't left me since then.

I’m in love with this sentence: “Your laziness is disrespectful for the people who believe in you.”

I like people who find a way There is always a way

The final stage of grief is doing a master’s degree actually

In a relationship we beg, we apologize, we unite and we fix things. Don't let social media fool you.

please be picky, whatever you want exists

to know me is to be confused, concerned, enlightened, inspired and in love all at the same time 😂

one of the healthiest habit anyone should learn is training yourself not to talk too much.

We cannot all be trying to head home at 5:00PM. We have to start going home in groups