➷ 𝗜𝗳 𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲 𝗮𝗶𝗻'𝘁 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗮 𝙟𝙤𝙠𝙚, 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝘆 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘄𝗲 𝙡𝙖𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜? 𝗜𝗳 𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲 𝗮𝗶𝗻'𝘁 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗮 𝙟𝙤𝙠𝙚, 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝘆 𝗮𝗺 𝗜 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙙?

⠀ WHY WHAT, BRIAN. WHY A SIMPLE OL’ IRISHMAN LIKE MESELF CHOOSES T’AH APPRECIATE POTATOES ON HIS TWITTER ACCOUNT?

⠀ Pan. Sexual. Sexual fer pans. Are ye fockin’ dumb?

⠀ It means yer tellin’ yer sexuals goodbye.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀✎ ⨾ ─ XD

⠀ Oah, fer fuck sehk! Dere’s people out ‘dere actually fockin’ houses? How does dat even work? Ye jus’ stick yer dick up da chimney?!

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀✎ ⨾ ─ to bring back my delirious or to not bring back my delirious. 👀

⠀ It’s in de name, Smitty, ye dumb fock.

⠀ I am not bein’ dumb as fuck! Yer’ da one bein’ DNF, Evan.

⠀ Ain’t ye attracted ta pans?

Oah! S’oh, yer’ piggysexual!

⠀ OWAH─ [Rubbing said spot on his head.] WILDCAT’S A PIGGY ‘N’ NOT PAN! AH’M FOCKIN’ CONFUSED AS SHIT, BRO’H!

⠀ Oah, ‘ey, me too! :D

⠀ Howdy doody!!! All me friends call me names I can’t repeat on de internet nowadays err else I’ll get meself cancelled, hehah. Jus’ call me Nogla, friend! :3

⠀ . . . Oaaaaaah, shiiiii’.

⠀ ❝Oah!! Oah, FOCKIN’ GOOD FER YOU, YE BLACK ‘N’ WHITE CUMLORD! HOPE YE AIN’T HEAVY AS SHIT UP ‘DERE TE FLATTEN DE REST O’ US!!!❞

⠀ >:[ !!!!!!!!! [Oh, he’s gettin’ PISSED.] ❝DEM RAGES ‘RE DA REASON YER’ GETTIN’ FOCKIN’ BANBOO ON YER PLEHT!❞

⠀ ‘Appy Tanksgivin’! Ah’m tankful fer all o’ ye.

⠀ ❝Oah, okeh! I can drop off some o’ me mudder’s plum puddin’ if ye want!❞