sorry to disturb your scrolling, kindly asking for retweets because my moms life depends on it.

// SAMMIE DONT LOOK hes lowkey the most non performative activist feminist safe-around-women man in all of bfdi i would trust him with a login to my bank account hed probably just write it down somewhere so i dont forget

PreppyIndomie💗🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈🍜 mako how i imagine it went: michael: oh my god they were all supposed to vote bubble. how are we gonna explain leafy stealing dream island cary: the ferris wheel michael: what cary: the ferris wheel from episode 24. leafy hates it. michael:

where is mrs. balls huh these are so misogynistic

بالمترو جلست جنبي خاله كبيره بالعمر لفت علي وقالت يا بنتي شهادتك هي مستقبلك ولا تقولين مردها زواج اشتغلي واتعبي على نفسك محد بيفيدك بالمستقبل غير الشهاده الرجال مافيهم خير ابشري يا خالة

he’s so confused by the nearly 7 pills i have to take before bed every night. “You’ll be…unhappy and unstable without that one? I don’t do enough to prevent that?” “Why must you take one for alleviating anxiety? Just come to bed” “PREVENTING CONCEPTION? WHY?”

Something I noticed is that these two eliminations are the only two who didn't get brought up in the recap song for some reason ig because they coudn't write them in without making that part of the song clunky or something #bfdi #bfdia

has more soul than postsplit

okay im getting really fucking pissed from now on anyone who makes israel jokes is getting blocked. i dont care if we're oomfs or not i will block you as soon as i see it.

Happy Mother's Day may god bless all who share this for my mama.

It cost $0.00 to retweet to help keep my only parent I have left alive who’s fighting cancer in a broken greedy system. In a system that puts profit over life. I’m asking this Mother’s Day please do not ignore this post.

Happy birthday YouPhoneX !!!!

me when the bible is full of images of fat hairy men getting fucked

heres my take on it (fries sux

why are they playing flee the facility

this is actually a really good dynamic but it being hetslop ruins it

perrypunctual jan sewi pi unpa epiku, or rizz god | ΔΔΔ 💥 you're.... you're joking.... no... this can not be.......

Heterosexuality isn't real. It's just a coping mechanism for people of the same sex not wanting you.

It sounds like I'm one of the only people who really like this season, I think it's because I have really low standards for everything but whatever I like shallow melodrama

One of the best bfdia episodes that ending was so peak and pretty