I’m the opposite of this. If I’ve been inside you, please don’t call me, we’re divorced for good reason. On the other hand if you want me inside you, maybe call me.

It’s me, hi, I’m the problem, it’s me.

Want to float down the river and do some deep kissing, yes or no.

If I did I’m sure she’s just being a nice person if she even talks to me, why would I go and tell someone I’m interested in them? 😅

Careful 🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊 Nothing Matters, The Last Dinner Party youtu.be/pETz4IMmeDU?si…

I promise you, that feeling will fade.

the intimacy of being tucked in

I don’t want perfect. I want real and I want someone that wants me.

Ok…this sounds like the best midnight snack and I’m down for this.

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Welcome back Geno!!

Someone to sit in peace and watch the sky with. This was my front yard just a few minutes ago.

Tongue kisses on your neck, or nah?

<- wants to help stretch someone out and make a mess. *me flirting

I’ll watch your trashy TV shows and get into it so we can talk all about them together. *me flirting

I feel seen

Flynn fact: I once tried out for Who Wants to be a Millionaire, but I didn’t make it onto the show.

Well, I am sometimes. But it comes and goes. I’m a bit hopeful still and I don’t think I’m going to be alone forever. Someone gonna get my commitment and devotion and everything that comes with it (it’s actually a lot that I bring to the table).

Want to do a karaoke duet of Nothing is Everything from the Skyrizi commercials?

Oh well, then ignore my last tweet. 🤦🏼‍♂️

Goodnight Neverland. I’m getting tired and weary.