Another world exclusive happened today in our famous Four Seasons Total Landscaping lot!!! We gathered together all the people who have gone to see the Melania movie. Here’s a photo to prove it.

Friendly reminder that your cat has no idea what you weigh, how much money you earn, or what you have failed at. They’re just happy they have you 🥹

Since today seems to be post X for me today, I share this: very rare for a car to fully engulf. But hey, it does happen. Whi smoke, no threat. Brown is bad, black is really bad.

At this moment, I am tired of being an adult.

We are home from the emergency vet, now the cat wont talk to me. Ungrateful, I say. Call an uber next time, your highness.

Night sky at the Very Large Telescope (VLT) in Chile, with Milky Way, Magellanic Clouds, Coal Sack Nebula, Starlink satellites, green-orange airglow from aurora activity, road lights leading to VLT, and the observatory's sodium laser to correct for atmospheric distortion.

Sick brag: went to costco and only spent $20.

Reason # 624 to live in Las Vegas: it does not rain the day after you wash your car..

Whoever runs the Washington State DOT social media accounts needs a FAT raise. 🤣🤣🤣 GO SEAHAWKS!

Dear ARIA Poker Bellagio Poker Room Caesars Palace Poker Room Wynn Poker Room (and others) please start enforcing name tags on employees. Especially floor staff. I hate trying to call out for someone without knowing their name. Keep the staff "human", not "dealer" or "floor".

Challenge accepted

I fully believe that Culinary Class Wars is rigged. This disappoints me.

Vegas folks

“Remember, when you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It is only painful for others. The same applies when you are stupid.” - Ricky Gervais

My birthday present from Jeff Jackson . Fabulous!

The “Mixed Game Festival” might be canceled, but the games themselves, on the dates and at the times scheduled for the Festival, will go on. Lots of out-of-towners did not cancel their plans, and plan to play one or both weeks. And lots of locals will still be showing up too.

Today I am at dealer school (again, slow learner). I am grateful to my degenerate friends who had previously attempted to teach me to play the circus games (Baduci, Badugi, etc) because I am not the clueless-est person here. Taking the W.

Those of us who have cats often do this to relieve stress.