starting sentences with "I mean" = the new "like"

New album stream cool oh what no site embedded player eh just one more click wait what you have to open itunes ok definitely not doing that

Your password must contain at least 1 non-alphanumeric character"

Welp going to go with the standard "!" on this one again

If this 1-9 worst start in Laker franchise history is what Byron Scott meant when saying coaching them is a dream come true then grats Byron

"How was your weekend?" = ask me about how my weekend went

three out of five times calling it the scenic route just means you took the wrong way

If there aren't at least 4 scenes of Chris Pratt cruising on his motorcycle alongside raptors in Jurassic World then it's not worth seeing

Online Shopping: Buy now or regret later

So basically the Entourage movie is a normal episode stretched out w/ more Turtle fat jokes & Dramas desperation to be part of the franchise

Shout out to the flu holding it down for 2015. Haven't done jack since new years 🚷

Talking to someone while looking at your phone is cool but then how are you supposed to fully concentrate on your phone

A fun way to get a quick crossfit workout in at home is moving a 100 lb+ California King mattress from the 2ndfloor to the curb by yourself

One LA freeway name is all it takes to turn any casual conversation into a live SNL Californian skit

Backboard you the real all star mvp only one on the court playing d catching these 40ft bricks smh but honorable mention to Lebrons headband

Picking out a birthday card at cvs is like ordering from the value menu--terrible selection and still overpriced for what you get

Pic of San Francisco StreetArt by @flyergoodness bit.ly/1bI5QQk #SFStreetArt #SF #SanFrancisco #StreetArt

Pic of San Francisco StreetArt by @flyergoodness ift.tt/1Lhrtmq #SFStreetArt #SF #SanFrancisco #StreetArt

Pic of San Francisco StreetArt by @flyergoodness ift.tt/1AzxF9b #SFStreetArt #SF #SanFrancisco #StreetArt

Finally, a #publictransport option in #AppleMaps for #iOS9, but where is the #cycling route option? #WWDC15 #biking