S c r e a m s.

Uhhhhh, no thanks. x.com/etobumbratio/s…

Hm. Maybe for the cherry. But only maybe. x.com/etobumbratio/s…

Pft. The toughest. x.com/etobumbratio/s…

Cue major heart hands. x.com/etobumbratio/s…

That’s a whole mood right there. The old gang needs to make some sort of comeback. x.com/etobumbratio/s…

Good (?) Riley only saw him for a little bit, but he’s still as beautiful as ever, so that’s a good sign. x.com/etobumbratio/s…

He’s so down for this. The double date to end all double dates. It’ll be way better than the accidental one between Clace and Saia. x.com/etobumbratio/s…

// what kind of dumb dumb bubblegum assumption is that x.com/venatorquietam…

Truly iconic, just like they are. And, yes it was. He’s happy to see her learning. x.com/etobumbratio/s…

Leans forward. Taps mic. “I’d like to thank Zoe Carstairs for producing the amazing human being that is Augustus Carstairs.” That is all.

// lies and slander you’ll be hearing from my lawyers x.com/venatorquietam…

He’s proud of her. What a legend. x.com/etobumbratio/s…

Cue the wild round of applause. Everyone loves a salty queen. x.com/complexbitch_/…

Slams fists on the table. Where is his knight in matte armour?

He appreciates the offer, and the added threat is pretty much expected. Riley’s parents would react in the same way. He has absolutely no intentions of hurting his favorite person though. x.com/complexbitch_/…

Cue major heart eyes.

Riley would probably accept that. Though, he still never plans to get to that point. Anyone who raised Augustus /has/ to be a cool mom, so he may take her up on that offer at some point.

More heart hands, but bigger.

It’s four in the morning. Riley’s sneaking out for snacks. Wearing one of Augustus’s shirts, as always.