the whole “don’t have sex with your friends” discourse is so heterosexual, because most queer people i know already know what their friends taste like

greaaaah i’m so fucking happyyy.,. my family is enthusiastically inviting both my looooveeely girlfriends over for crimmis! and for the semcret samnta:DD poly partieee

when she sits in her stupid tv cuck chair isolated from the glorious cowch inhibiting my ability to be gay and lean on her provocatively >:(

i just realized why 60% of the resturant industry has a nicotine addiction. smoking a cig while starving to quell hunger while making food is the META

if churchill put wood on his cigar to fuck with people’s heads when it’s got long as fuck ash that man was hittin strait ash that must’ve suuuucked

ight real funny cia., makin it easier to ship illegal narcotics into this fuckass country than rainbow cigarettes cuz GODS FORBID WE HAVE ANYTBING NICE.,.

🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING — Federal Agent Fails At Inciting Riot In Minneapolis.

crazy that so-called “traditionalists” b hatin on dominant 6,4 goth trans women as if their ancestors wouldnt be our obedient little serfs…

mm iceburg + some head

gf said i looked like id call her a slur in hs. wym in hs

chud uppers addict vs me the classy downers enjoyer (i haven’t felt anything in Years)

i can’t prove it… yet

had a dream my torty had 8 littol babies n my mom n i tried to find a good home but we went to some fuckass mansion and elon musk was liek helo im going to eat them please with my rich friends and i was like mm no :> and he was liek understandable

hoes love the way i’m fucked up and evil

being told “no no ur like the perfect size tho” is my counting or not counting gang violence

the feminine urge to utterly ruin the life of the tall ohio almost alt c*sboy that j moved here and started bussing at my restaurant. don’t get me wrong he’d have a great time tho owo

lowk curious what the poly tek is for when ur dating 2 ppl who aren’t nessessarily dating each other and it’s valentine’s day

they should make a new and old testament magic set