Bam.

Rolls out in a ball in his alien form. “. . . Hi!”

Groans. English is hard.

|| Fun fact; I own a lilo and stitch book that has the official translation of Stitch’s language (Tantalog)

Him? Yes, he’s real. Why wouldn’t he be?

|| I just accidentally flashed an LED light directly into my eye I’m blind

|| I’ve secretly had this acc since 2015. No regrets.

Bangs a coconut down on the sidewalk. Repeatedly. He’s trying to crack it open.

Ends up hurling the coconut across the room. He can’t crack it open. Humanity is hard.

Someone help the poor baby—.

Dear Editor: This is the Zodiac speaking. ― new account. revamping. the z killer. demon vers. desc. lit. mature (trig) content. written by #phoenix.

One day men will look back and say I gave birth to the twentieth century. ― new acc. serial killer. demon au. desc. literate. mature/triggering content. written by #phoenix. RT?

Casually rolls over to @RevengefulLoki.

The present is theirs; the future, for which I really worked, is mine. ― new acc. historical. modern au. desc. literate. mature/trig content. written by #phoenix. RT?

I want sacred, I want final. ― new acc. everymanHYBRID. crossovers. habit. literally fucking crazy. desc. literate. mature/triggering content. written by #phoenix.

Drink the milk. — new acc. revamping. fablehaven. crossovers. literate. descriptive. mature/trig content. oc friendly. written by #phoenix. RT?