This is NOT what America is about. America is about *opens history book* uh oh *Frantically starts flipping though pages* uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh

When the entire basis for the excitement around your campaign was how you were separate from Biden, it probably would have been advisable to meaningfully play into that instead of aligning with his policies and only promising a break in the most abstract possible way.

Damn I was sure the Dick Cheney endorsement and most lethal military stuff was gonna push Kamala to a sweeping victory.

Is this brat

Don’t you dare blame Palestinians/Palestinian-Americans/Arabs/Arab-Americans. Here are some worthy targets for your ire (add your own below): *Biden *Harris *genocide *Bill Clinton/sending him to Michigan *Ritchie Torres/sending him to Michigan *Liz Cheney *Courting Liz Cheney

The ballot box was never gonna protect us. We protect us.

the leftist position is that people’s positions, even if horrific, have roots in their material reality. the liberal position as best i can tell is that 20-30% of the country has an irredeemably evil soul. i guess im going with the one you could actually do something about.

lock tf in. get your ass in mutual aid groups. lend your time to meal services. care for people in the way a vote simply never could. advocate for community gardens and libraries. stop betraying community. you don’t get a sticker or gold star. lock in.

I cannot prepare you enough for how much this won’t happen.

They pitched their entire campaign to a voter that doesn't exist. Again. Meanwhile even very young school children, learning in history class about "appeasement," know that this isn't how you beat the far right

Also I’ve just gotta say: I can’t do another march every weekend. We have to actually organize this time.

See now that’s why you don’t call it a gender reveal party

Can’t believe “Dick Cheney is brat” failed to resonate with voters.

Search function on X the Everything App is so ridiculously bad You go trying to find results of Noam Chomsky talking about Sonic the Hedgehog and it pulls up popular posts including “the”

I will help the Harris Campaign pay off its debt if it can prove it is a small business owner who went to an HBCU, received Pell grants, and operates in certain municipalities

Dems, take note. It’s not the third party voters. It’s you.

Buddy pic where the Noid, the Snood, and the Whammy team up to fight that evil little germ guy from the commercials

Migrating my stuff from over here to bsky.app/cool.industries (Sidenote: is there a good way to crosspost to mastodon/activitypub as well as Bluesky?)

Currently: Spraying thousands of old tweets over onto this bluesky account