Suffice to say I'll be singing 🎶"you're just a shit Moeen Ali"🎶 all day now.

Very unfair to start getting wickets now, saying as I have to leave the house in 5 minutes.

THE CRICKET™️

The Cricket™️ - Explosion of noise in the Parker-Williams house at that wicket. Cats shit themselves, I spilled my water. Chaos. #TheAshes

Absolutely nothing compared to the noise I just made finding out Taylor Swift is coming to Cardiff.

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

I don't like The Cricket™️ anymore. Stupid game.

Bro do you want to go out tonight we can drink a bunch and feel bloated and tired. Tomorrow you can feel like you got hit by a truck. Come on dude let’s pay Uber surge pricing

Off to my very first professional cricket match tonight. I hope Lev Parikian is proud.

If you’re lucky, you’re on this earth for maybe, what, 70, 80 years? Is it really too much to ask you to just leave other people alone and let them try to have a nice life without being be an absolute nob head about it?

That's a bullshit wicket. Fucking cheats.

Says something with AO3 being down, that I read this and am I'm fully just creating Woods/Woakes fanfiction in my head now.

I see JK Rowling is branching out into logistics

Mr Blobby by Luke Combs

Happy everyone telling you that Blue Monday is a myth day - please remeber to tell as many people as possible that Blue Monday is a myth, just in case they haven't heard that Blue Minday is a myth from at least 64 people by 9am.