( nsfw ) valentines day was busy this year, but finally eros can rest

"10 hour sleeps" he's so me

i just showed my mom cillians gq photoshoot and she said “his wife doesn’t keep him on a leash? i wouldn’t let that man leave the house” lmaooooo she gets it 😭🤣🤣🤣

me and you when a witch turned us into two orange cats

cillian murphy as thomas f**king shelby.

You'd look pretty sitting on my thigh, baby. Would it affect you if I started to bounce it? Get all shy and embarrassed cause it feels a little bit good, doesn't it? Go ahead, angel. Use my thigh to get off while i sit and watch your pretty self become a whiny mess.

you walk into my apartment on a sunday afternoon and i’m just sitting there eating fruit while elven hymn to elbereth gilthoniel blasts

Finally, advertisements that appeal to me

he actually invented 'babygirl' #OFMDfanart #ofmd #SaveOFMD

hes a real yearner

ed being left at the altar by stede and he looks so beautiful crying in his torn wedding dress and running mascara. izzy’s comforting him. with his penis

LANCELOT: thank god the king is away gwen so we can continue our /secret affair/ KING ARTHUR (from inside a box): this is exciting GUINEVERE: shut up you LANCELOT: silence worm ARTHUR: yes of course darlings I am a worm

The erotic implications of saying 'my dear brother'

for years i thought dan and phil were brothers and i was really grossed out that people ship them. but don’t worry i’ve learnt now that it’s actually very cool to ship brothers

nep says: incest kinks are fun and cool!

this was a banger fuck all of you

Hello! I assume you're pro-Palestine, aren't you? Well, if you are, stop scrolling for the stake of Palestinians. 🧵

Omega sub all curled up in a warm cozy nest made of clothes and blankets. Tummy swollen. Tits leaking. Cunt drenched and open, ready to take their alpha once again. Pheromones in the air trying to lure a knot inside, where it should be, pumping seed until they drift off.