Dude is out there just appealing to no one

Back like 100 years ago the best entertainment possible was a mute guy in makeup pretending to put you in a box. Now you can just watch porn instead

Disgusting - Zohran Mamdani has been caught drinking water

>Trump is the most influential figure on the English lexicon since Shakespeare. Seriously?

My dick it’s my dick it’s my dick and balls it’s my genitalia!

Just found out Lynch’s version of Dune is on Netflix. Fucking pumped, this one of three films by him I haven’t seen. Next two and a half hours are going to be devoted to a movie that I already know sucks

Please this is my suggestion to go watch Dune 1984. It’s on Netflix. Directed by David Lynch. You won’t believe what you see. It’s so cool even though it sucks

My Name Is Earl is the most goodhearted show I’ve ever watched and it’s funny as hell. Pretty close to the perfect sitcom. Criminally underrated

Jason Lee might be our nation’s finest comedic actor

I’ve lost over $8000 playing online Yahtzee

Not many people know this but Geno Smith was actually the quarterback who broke the color barrier in the NFL. Before him it was just stocky white guys

What’s a good movie to edge yourself to for 1.5 hours and then when you get to the end the girl flashes her pussy or tits or whatever and you can finally cum

We’ve become a society where it’s been forgotten how to forgive. Everybody you know will make a mistake someday. It’s on you to make the effort to forgive them, to keep them in your life. It’s hard, but you have to do it or you’ll be alone and bitter

It’s gotta be crazy to be a cat. Every time a human pets you they’re like “The giant came over and gave me a massage again. This was necessary, as I am a bloodthirsty and unrelenting hunter” and then they go nap on a stovetop for 8 hours

There should be more foods that you can eat without freezing, refrigerating, or heating up. It shouldn’t just be salami. There should be a hot dog that I can leave on my counter for three weeks and it’s still basically fine at the end

Does Andrew Cuomo have a humiliation fetish? Running for mayor after resigning in scandal, losing big in the primary, then going indie despite polls showing him getting crushed; dude keeps coming back for more public L’s. At this point, it’s gotta be intentional. 😏

There should be more movies you can spend the whole time jacking off to. Obviously you’ve got Mulholland Drive and Scooby-Doo 1, but what other movies allow me to edge myself for 2h15 minutes or so, and cum a ton at the end? It’s an underexplored genre

Just watched the first ten minutes of Licorice Pizza and that shit was not entertaining me at all it was giving me genuinely cursed vibes