Florence Russell (@florussell) 's Twitter Profile
Florence Russell

@florussell

Marketing Executive at William Reed Business Media

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THINGS JANUARY IS LONGER THAN 1. A stretch limo 2. War and Peace 3. Long life batteries 4. Mr Tickle's arms 5. A horse's face 6. The DFS sale 7. The time ripen-at-home avocados take to ripen at home 8. Peter Crouch lying down 9. The distance The Proclaimers are prepared to walk

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February 7th. No wind. No rain. No snow. A suspicious nation walks around still wearing their hats and scarves. They're not falling for February's tricks this time.

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The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and the sky is blue. But it is April, so take a jacket, to be safe. And an umbrella. And maybe some spare socks. Galoshes. A wet suit. An inflatable dinghy. An ark featuring two of every animal. And your sunglasses, in case it's nice.

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"I always wash my hair for stuff like this..." 😂🚿 🌸 We LOVED BLOSSOMS in BBC Radio 1's Live Lounge 🌸 Listen back in full on Sounds 👉bbc.in/2Kbocxz

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August is almost over. Make the most of the last few days. Wear flip flops. Barbecue your cornflakes. Put a towel on your chair to reserve it. Eat ice cream at every opportunity. Say "it's too hot". Get sand in your shoes. Immediately regret getting sand in your shoes.

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IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO THIS AFTERNOON: 1. Make a cup of tea 2. Have a biscuit 3. Think about maybe replying to that email you've been ignoring since last week 4. Register to vote 5. Have another biscuit gov.uk/register-to-vo…

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When veteran Bill Champion was asked what he thought of during the two minutes silence, his answer is a haunting reminder of the sacrifice made by so many... #ArmisticeDay

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EIGHT MORE TO GET. 50 minutes remaining. I *think* we’ve got Djibouti, Kiribati, Niger. Steven our listener whose stupid idea this was in the first place will do the UK. So. We need Guinea Bissau, Mauritania, Tuvalu and Uzbekistan. URGENTLY! #UpYoursCorona

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So they're telling us CHIS stands for 'Covert Human Intelligence Source'. But what if CHIS really stands for 'Clearly H Is Steve'? Makes you think #LineOfDuty