Gordon didn’t see himself in the photos in the phone taken by the hologram? #TheOrville

I would have preferred to quietly email this Cosequin ad with a typo, but no email on your website makes it seem you would rather that I tweet it, so here you go. You're welcome.

Thanks to @wildhornoutfitters, I can now carry TWO beach chairs on our trek to #sharethewild on the Chesapeake Bay.

My new AWESOME Loowoko H2O-proof daypack holds 2 beach chairs from @WildhornOutfitters, floatie, towel, rod, reel, tackle, first aid, survival gear and more so we can Wildhorn Outfitters with you, Virginia State Parks & @BackpackersNews!

#RuinVacationIn4Words They left ya, honey! (family drove off and left my sis and me - ages 4 and 7 - behind at a gas station).

Free beer for alien survivors! Sweet!

Stay classy, America!

We should help them!

WATCH: Greta Thunberg passionately shares her message to world leaders at #UNGA: "We'll be watching you ... You'll come to us young people for hope. How dare you! You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words ... People are suffering. People are dying."

Donald J. Trump Fox News You took an oath to protect and defend the constitution. The constitution was written to "form a more perfect union and insure domestic tranquility." You just broke that oath by dog whistling a civil war. #ResignNow #CivilWar

Seems like #myparanormal finds me far too often.

Orbs are good, right? #myparanormal finds me again.

We love being able to Wildhorn Outfitters once again in our great packable chairs from Wildhorn Outfitters!

New Olympic Event! Tiny Table Tennis! #SNL

.Lex Gray is doing great this am! 🙂

Hey, Humane Society of South Brevard, Inc., ENTER ME for a chance to win a shirt! I suggest: CATMANDU. #hssbtshirt rafflecopter.com/rafl/display/2…

I hope I can live long enough to read Baron Trump’s book. #trump

This made me laugh out loud. 😂