if u want to send me money u can just do it, u don’t have to ask. i’m really understanding like that

both my cats are overweight (not by much) so I’m asking them how many calories are in a moth lmao

why does it feel so cringe when u realize a tweet u liked was from days ago

i hope this email cracks ur barrel

it’s too easy to on this app

summer rain

i’ve got ur homegrown naturals right here *grabs tits*

its toe Tuesday. who’s sucking on some toes

i’m sure everyone will be very normal and not annoying about today

don’t care, didn’t ask, plus they were already engaged in my Sims

stop posting pictures of yourselves as a kid

i’ve been standing here for hours 😔

men deserve to be lonely

resume gap relationship

“my holes are so noisy” -me, when I’m blowing my nose

sorry I can’t come into work I’m playing lawn mowing simulator

it’s so beautiful 🕊️

i was outside my house with my cat curiously sniffing all the smells when my neighbor’s dog came chasing her. the dog was in my house until I stopped it by holding onto its shoulders bc it had no collar or harness on. if ur dog has no recall training it should be on a leash jfc

its wagon Wednesday AND national peach day show me ur fat juicy peachy asses

ok fine I’ll go first 🙄