That cooter of yours is a bioweapon.

Remember, you don't need anyone's validation or approval. You are enough!

When I was younger I would avoid at all costs. As I have gotten older I’ve gotten a little more confrontational.

Yes I have. Multiple times. It wasn’t pretty.

Gilligan? I got nuthin’

I am more than my anxiety. I am also a huge asshole.

I’ve been sitting here for hours trying to think of an answer for this and honestly I have no clue.

The almanac told me that you’re fucked in the head

Yes I have and yes I’d do it again.

Yes, for a show in high school.

I could really go for a grilled cheese right now. Or an exorcism.

ngl.link/flipspicerack2…

Don’t waste good money on bad strippers.

My writer’s block is so bad that I can’t even think of shitty posts anymore.

Hmmmmm. ngl.link/flipspicerack2…

No. Too broke to be in the markets.

15 probably.

I don’t think there is one.

2011