Do you ever miss doing geometry proofs? I want to write one for "it's whine o'clock somewhere." This is sincere.

No. There is no data supporting that these “reactivations” are much more than unreliable test results and/or fluctuating viral RNA. The press needs to stop uncritically reporting on “troubling” findings for which no data is available to examine.

I had a nightmare so extreme, the people that found me sleeping in a dream office, went beyond murder into seeing potential in me and offered me a convenient 3 week job I'd love starting now. we all knew this was a horror movie. subconscious plays the long game

Not fake apparently!

WHO FLEW WITH CRABS?!

There’s no better feeling than the mutual hatred of a coworker. Akilah Hughes Milana Vayntrub

‘We Bet You’ve Got Time For Us Now, Motherfucker,’ Asserts Duolingo: ow.ly/vG4h50zAb49

what's the german word for wanting to talk about this: vulture.com/article/michae…

well done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1000 stars Kitty Green, 1000 stars.

i don't relate to this at all totally yes i do

Long live zeynep

Thinking about my friend’s dancing mailboxes dispatched in Lackawanna County, Pennsylvania and how that might have actually changed the outcome of the election. Do your weird performance art, even if you expect only a few hundred people to see it!

Pretend It’s a City is Great British Bake-off for New Yorkers.

if you're trying something new and not immediately good at it, please remember that it's because you have a weak little brain, like a tiny piece of old ham

Yeay! CDC guidelines now say not just that vaccinated people can meet with other vaccinated people without masks, but that they can do so with other *unvaccinated* individuals, too, as long as they are low-risk (i.e. healthy adults or grandchildren!) and from one other household.

Go Zeynep!!!

WELL!!!

Why I tell people to get an Ag test rather than PCR, particularly if they’re vaccinated:

RIP Louie Anderson