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#FirstThingIWantWhen I have a baby, is a gotdang paternity test!

#FirstThingIWantWhen I get back to the house is to unwind.

Mondays. #FirstThingIWantWhen I show up to the office is to smack-a-fool. It’s important to establish dominance.

#FirstThingIWantWhen after dinner is my favorite snack. Twinkie! You can’t make me not ‘em love either. Fight me. 😂

She’s #FirstThingIWantWhen I see her face.

#FirstThingIWantWhen I wake up is a bathroom. I gotta pee and it’s happening, bathroom or not. Damn prostate. 🤦🏼‍♂️😬

#FirstThingIWantWhen I'm feeling blue are my 👇😹😹😹

#FirstThingIWantWhen you get the chance is a good attorney 😬

My bat is the #FirstThingIWantWhen I see an idiot.🦉💢

Very cold walk to work this morning

My Darlings Tomorrow Monday 3pm ET 🇺🇲 / 8pm 🇬🇧 / 9pm 🇩🇰 we'll be dropping our tag and you are all invited to play! This time Saga_Says TeeJ, Son of Tormund Giantsbane🧟‍♂️ Bella Emma Flinders Mario Speedwagon will be in the company of these awesome guests June  💙#FBNHS #FBPE #UnpaidCarers #GTTO Mark Roberts

Halloween Pro Tip. Forget to buy candy and the sun’s going down on the 31st? Put an empty bowl on your front porch with a note. The kids will think they got beat to it and blame their parents for not bringing them earlier. Boom!

Next scheduled #HashtagGame: Blondie's Brain (@BrainsOfBlondie) at 3pm ET / 12Noon PT / 8pm in the UK hosted by @SagaSays with TeeJ, Son of Tormund Giantsbane🧟‍♂️ Emma Flinders Bella and Mario Speedwagon with Special Guests June  💙#FBNHS #FBPE #UnpaidCarers #GTTO and Mark Roberts

Welcome to another week of Blondies! Join, Saga_Says TeeJ, Son of Tormund Giantsbane🧟‍♂️ Bella Emma Flinders Mario Speedwagon And our awesome guests June  💙#FBNHS #FBPE #UnpaidCarers #GTTO Mark Roberts While we play #BadCelebrityEndorsements Have fun!

#BadCelebrityEndorsements is this week's Blondie's Brain (@BrainsOfBlondie) hashtag game! Follow your hosts and PLAY NOW with Saga_Says TeeJ, Son of Tormund Giantsbane🧟‍♂️ Emma Flinders Bella Mario Speedwagon June  💙#FBNHS #FBPE #UnpaidCarers #GTTO and Mark Roberts!

#BadCelebrityEndorsements R. Kelly for the my pillow guy Emma Flinders

Let me ask you this, has a grown woman ever growled at your cat bc she doesn't want him in her garden. What's up with just shooing him away. She's a lunatic. She scared him when there was no need, he's learning boundaries.

#ThingsOtherPeopleShouldDo Stop talking to me.

#ThingsOtherPeopleShouldDo Don't tickle me.

Never too early