" did i hear stuff right or is another me dating a literal nintendo switch "

( me, who has been inactive for over a year: meme time)

[ crying, choking up. ] You are.. are all so horny..

(WHY DID I GAIN A FOLLOWER FROM POSTING A FU CKING HORNY MEME IN AKDJAJA)

( new me new handle new peni- )

" You've heard of Jesus coming back after 3 days, now get ready for... " *looks at smudged writing on hand* " I don't know what this says, but I think it's been a year! Maybe! "

‣ lightning flash - 𝑷𝑯𝑶𝑺𝑷𝑯𝑶𝑹𝑨. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⌜ ↻ + ♡ ⌟

. . . Like and retweet for rock therapy.

‣ silent moon - 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐎𝐍. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⌜ ↻ + ♡ ⌟