You are my witness should someone decide that this information is wrong.

I like your style.

I'm sorry if my tweets offended you It will happen again Quit being a pussy

I won’t ever relate to scary movies where the husband doesn’t believe his wife when she says something paranormal is happening. If my wife said an antique doll was talking to her I would be like we are burning that fucking thing right now my love. Believe women.

Don't know why I did that. I was going to hit on her.

I'm just looking for a girl to be the defendant to my plaintiff. Kill me.

People keep following me. They must also be brooding assholes. Welcome.

Yes, of course.

We are legion.

People make my ears bleed.

Mood.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year.

Halloween is almost here and don’t know who’s going to lock me in a dark basement yet.

I'm fancy like waffle house, on a late night.

All I want for Christmas is a knife between the shoulderblades.

You all thought I died didn't you? Not so lucky. Me, not you.

I wish Will Smith slapped me last night. Put on the brass knuckles though.

Woke up choking on spit. What fucking ghost couldn't finish the job?

I like Black Licorice. What about it?

And Candy Corn is the best. Fight me.