Dentist: You're brushing wrong Doctor: You're eating wrong Personal trainer: You're training wrong Bartender: Great choice sir

The spices you colonized my country for.

No condom forever or whatever black panther said

Samson waking up with a taper fade while being surrounded by philistines 😂

😭😭😭

Some of these parents forcing their failed/imaginary sports dreams onto their kids, cos why are you making your crying child do burpees in front of everyone cos they didn’t play well enough in your eyes.

Dw I helped out with the chairs after this photo 😂

Thats the jewel smmmmh

preciso de alguma coisa acima da cafeína mas que também seja abaixo da cocaina

Got in to work. Made a coffee. And just peeled back a bag of popcorn for breakfast 😂

LFG La🤎

Catching mad strays unreal 😭

I have no issue whatsoever with Tommy the cowboy converting to Islam but I’m cracking up at the shaved moustache and growing beard 😭

Winona Ryder, I wasn’t familiar with yo game

It’s crazy that the Ravens probably wouldn’t have won the SB if Ray Rice didn’t get that first down

Whatever you want ba-ba-ba-baaaaa 🍯 open.spotify.com/track/5aVnC5HP…

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