the feminine urge to rear end this cop for cutting me off without signaling

i've had pink eye for 3.5 weeks so yah 2023 is pretty nice

can an asian person post a tt without a bunch of comments from kboos saying they look like some korean idol or actor or something

spending my second day as a 28 year old at the dentist bc i'm responsible now

i stepped ON A SNAILLLLL 0/10 experience

spending my workday washing vomit off my shoes ❤️ productive day

i'm so icky bro i'm just a walking ick machine i can't be unicked

230 am caffeine induced anxiety HITS 😈😈😈

aw man just realized i forgot to clean up my armpits

sitting at john wayne listening to a kid play river flows in you life is ... good???

also there was zero line at tsa AND the agent person said have a safe flight to me everything is awesome

drink throw up pass out wake up throw up skin care pass out in shower moisturize sleep peacefully sweet dreams

i have butt wink :-(