3 year old asked for a princess party but a dragon crashed it

Oh period pooh gay ass

how jay felt after writing the alien superstar rap verse

the one thing that’ll never dnf is that face card

The way she started photoshopping her arms after this will never not be hilarious😂😭😭

who defunded it to its current state??? You ! You ! You! Andrew Cuomo is probably singularly most responsible for everything you don’t like about NY and tried to stop the things you DO like from happening! This man is an incumbent!!

I tend to think every politician is hiding a body, but I'm becoming convinced Zohran Mamdani has never done anything wrong in his entire life.

Oscy and his lolly

My travel love language

I can imagine Adam Norris walking quietly around the paddock and seeing Franco trying to do a one-wheel with his scooter 😭

The Behelit when it's activated and serving c*nt

Now I get why conservatives were on Biden’s neck about his health this is kinda fun

imagine rolling for initiative on this bad boy

Pockets depleted, that's why they're so bitter and angry about it

I KNOW he was feeling his puss when he wrote "Unicorn is the uniform you put on Eyes on you when you perform Eyes on I when I put on Mastermind in haute couture Label whores can't clock, I'm so obscure"

AIR BUD?!?

trumps announcement tomorrow

His progeny know the beauty of a Harley. All is not lost.