I will pour myself three refills of coffee before taking a single sip from the glass of water I filled at the same time as the first cup

today I learned that my bf starts oranges by biting into them, like a psychopath

we're doing Sweaty Girl Summer this year

should I start a cycle of growing my hair out super-long, shaving it off, and having it made into a wig as many times as I can before the genetic predisposition for hair loss gets me or just plan on shaving my head and being a bald old lady when it does

people who do the capsule wardrobe thing, are you just like constantly doing laundry

Antoni seems very nice and I appreciate his enthusiasm for dogs but he truly does not contribute to the group project in a meaningful way

I know we'd all like to think this respected general's testimony matters but if Jan. 6 proved anything it's that people on the right aren't actually horny for cops and the troops, they just like it when people who look like them get to carry guns taskandpurpose.com/news/mark-mill…

the street on my block got paved today, and someone is appreciating it by skateboarding up and down the smooooth asphalt. I'm sitting on the roof, watching them and the fireflies, and sipping a cold seltzer

a colleague has referred to my "refreshing honesty" and someone on my Work Twitter has alluded to my "candor" and I'm starting to feel like people are trying to tell me something

at what age did trying to go to sleep become stressful

getting pretty tired of being "invited to apply" for things like bro do you want me for this or not

it's all "let me know if I can do anything!" until you let them know something they can do

IT'S DIFFICULT TO UNCOUPLE YOUR SENSE OF SELF-WORTH FROM PERFORMANCE WHEN THE ONLY TIMES PEOPLE EVER EXPRESS POSITIVE FEELINGS TOWARD YOU ARE WHEN YOU DO SOMETHING FOR THEM