The masculine urge to crave out your warts instead of daintily applying creams and gels

Saw 2 separate instances yesterday, in the span of 2 hours, of streamers self-doxxing. Be careful streamers! Definitely don't buy anything on stream with a visible window. And if you realize its happened, don't loudly announce "WHOOPS I HAVE JUST DOXXED MYSELF"

The Norman Jayden rizz | Heavy Rain clip

ASMR, M4A - Boyfriend calmly reminds you to close the fridge door all the way | Misc. clip

I finally got my Para plushie! #PARADRIP

Stop quote-retweeting hot takes. Screenshot it to stymie their engagement. Even if you have an absolutely vicious comeback to dunk on them, you're still amplifying their words.

Eeny meeny miney moe, grab a Para by the toe

Wow, it's so accurate to the show! | Sailor Moon arcade game clip

Euros: Why should I buy A/C when I'm only going to use it a few days of the year? Also Euros, June through August: I am completely disabled by the heat. It's so hot I cannot move or think. My life is sweat and misery.

Found out I can turn my Para Plush into a meat nugget #Paradrip

I love it when women say this to me!

UPDATE: Average game completion rate has RISEN to 60%! 📈🚀🚀🚀🌕

Imagine an AI-operated business that has no profit motive