You'll want to thank Vaike now because I'm about to knock your diabetes insulated socks off with this bedtime story. Are you Eating Candy Without ME? Narrated by the dulcet tones of Honey River Gaius. "Okay, it's time to talk. We've been thinking about this quite a lot."

sssnnnNNORK WHA HUH? Oh. It's just you. Shouldn't you be fast a...a...ssssssnnnnzzzzzrrk.

New Year's slay!

Hey, Blue! Chrom! Sit your fancy tush down with the poor folk! Been a minute since we've played catch up.

SHEPHERDS! IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT A CERTAIN BLUE FELLA DOES NOT APPRECIATE CERTAIN PEELS THAT CAN ADD FLAVOR AND SOPHISTICATION TO ANYONE'S CANDY PORTFOLIO! IN THE DAY OF DEVOTION SPIRIT, I'M DEVOTING MY DAY TO REPLACE HIM AS THE PEEL GUY! I'M THE PEEL GUY! PASS IT ON!

SORRY, KID, BUT I'VE ONLY GOT ONE TITLE AND IT'S PEEL! GUY! PEEL! GUY! PEEL! GUY! PEEL! GUY! PEEL! GUY! PEEL! GUY! PEEL! GUY! PEEL! GUY! PEEL! GUY! PEEL! GUY! PEEL! GUY! PEEL! GUY! PEEL! GUY! PEEL! GUY! PEEL! GUY! PEEL! GUY! PEEL! GUY! PEEL! GUY! PEEL! GUY! PEEL! GUY! PEEL! GUY!

Gaius Nimble Fingers Robin PEEL GUY! haha. *he turns to the camera pointing to his comrades with his thumb.* Get a load of these guys, huh? PEEL GUY! PEEL GUY! PEEL GUY! PEEL GUY! PEEL GUY! PEEL GUY! PEEL GUY! PEEL GUY! PEEL GUY! PEEL GUY! PEEL GUY! PEEL GUY! PEEL GUY! PEEL GUY! PEEL GUY! PEEL GUY!

Okay. Copyrighted by Vaike. All rights reserved.

*sleeps*

*EYES OPEN* I overslept.

*sleeps again*

Nice to know our tactician's always on the job.

You ever think about that kid that tragically died in our camp? What's his name? Morgana? Did anyone find out what happened to him? What about that rich kid, too? Slick 'em? Rick? Ricky?

Yo, Ike here, I’m gonna’ be on Hot Ones this week, so please check it out.

😗

Lay it on me, big guy.