Insanity in general, but especially for a guy with no priors. Jacob Trouba could slit someone’s throat and get less games

Cooper Flagg would never say some sorry ass shit like this

The Story of Alex Pretti. Read by Elizabeth Warren.

Deni, every time you step onto the court, our country beams with pride. For the People of Israel you aren’t just any star, you are OUR Star of David!

Congratulations to Violent Myles Garrett on winning NFL Defensive Player of the Year, leading the Browns to 5 wins. He should also win OFFENSIVE POY, because his pedophile mustache and patchy beard are DISGUSTING! He wanted a contender, but took the money, and still cries. Sad!

This bad bunny half time show is gonna go down as the biggest stain on Donald Trumps legacy

Mount Rushmore of Framemoggs

Ayoooo this is some people’s Goat I’m crying😭😭😭

Nothing more embarrassing than Tom Wilson getting massacred by a French beer leaguer.

No one has fallen off harder

Thank you Benjamin Netanyahu and the Mossad for delivering America this gold medal and bringing shame upon Communist Canada.

Connor McDavid: — lost 2024 Stanley Cup Final — named 2024 Conn Smythe winner — lost 2026 Winter Olympics — named 2026 Olympic Tournament MVP Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.

Total Victory. No Retreat. America Is Back.

Can we expand this even more, please?!?

BLACK AND GOLD!!!!!!

Congrats Jaden, you just got another jersey sale

So. like how many points does Geno need to get to pass fuckass Jonathan Toews on the all time list? Oh yeah only NEGATIVE 500. FUCK YOU NHL