"The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which" telegraph.co.uk/politics/2024/…

Can't see her liking the title of Czar. Probably prefers Chairman of the Council of People's Commissars.

Someone needs to organise a school trip to Auschwitz, for the staff more than the kids.

The nearest I want chicken to get to grapes is simmering in a robust red Burgundy.

Well I just hope that now Sue Gray is drawing down a reasonable wedge she'll drop the leather jacket and buy something decent. Without wishing to sound ungentlemanly, she looks like one of those haggard old rock-chicks one used to see hanging about after Stones gigs offering to

I suppose a 5k run will be less stigmatising than the traditional dwarf throwing.

Remember to “wear green” like the Jolly Green, errrm, dwarf.

John Spartan Sir Harry Flashman Call it a short marathon

When speaking from the heart you don’t need an idiot board.

Then ate all of them.

There are people who gain satisfaction from buying things with money they’ve worked hard to earn, and there are people who enjoy helping themselves to stuff other people have paid for. We’ll stop taking free clothes, say Starmer and Rayner telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/09/2…

When choosing a government, vote for people in the first group. They’ll be less likely to take your money in taxes and give it to people in the second group.

Tiz indeed.

What’s the story, I wonder?

Bought her own clothes.

Instead of flaunting their long legs in a run, people should walk around on their knees for a month. “I’m doing shortarse October” they could say.

The trade union barons must be getting angry - they thought they’d paid for exclusive ownership.

“Office expenses” Must pop down to the stationery cupboard next time I need some new cufflinks.

“I’m not kiddin, yer ighness, it wo that big. I said, I’ll ave ta lie on me side so it misses me art”