Long shower. Fresh sheets. Hair braided. Lights off. Candle glowing. Room smells incredible. Airplane crash videos on

Me, on Monday

I’m so proud of all my girlies in sex work. This job is not for the weak

just skipped past a video of a woman talking about her period so fast on tiktok that they started showing me basketball highlight reels

Girl im bored, lets get striated shoulders

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I started carrying these on Tinder dates, just in case my date buys into this lie that 2 humans can’t connect without alcohol. Unusual move? Sure. But it’s not “weird” to center authentic connection (+ consent, if it ever comes to that !)

journey's end if it was good

patsfan65: glad to see so many young folk on shed twt, not just old farts like me (: now does anyone know how to keep ants out of a tool shed? anemia_angel: ?? is there food in your tools shed? patsfan65: they’re attracted to the vomit and blood from when i cut myself and purge

He was rlly going off

my bf is beefing with the 6 year old i babysit bc he has a crush on me. he’s asking me things like “are you with him right now?” yeah and we’re watching roblox conspiracies

it has also been 61 years since the reverend mother called maria a cunt face. a moment i’ll never get over😭😭

of all sad words of tongue or pen the saddest are: it's raining men the weather girls composing hallelujah

to understand Liza Minnelli, as a concept, you have to remember that she’s literally the child of a homosexual man and Judy Garland -- basically, the gay Kwisatz Haderach

Walter white: I cooked this meth for my family! Skylar: I don't recognize who you've become Omega Jesse Pinkman: I'm in heat yo

dany, jon, arya and tyrion adwd plot: the pain of leadership and the horrors of the social hierarchy, loss of identity and rebirth. bran adwd plot:

Trans man Cersei who refuses to be gay so much he force-femmes Jaime Lannister

Irish-Americans were smart to invent a holiday where you have to kiss them. I'm inventing one for Indian-Americans that's hand stuff.