We have sent a notice to cease & desist to the Milwaukee Brewers. Having rain fall inside a stadium with a closed retractable roof is the intellectual property of the Montreal Expos.

shoutout to Gary Larson for literally calling this in The Far Side in 1987 (!!!)

The jimmy mcgill PR agency

Amazing things are happening at the Bill Simmons subreddit

they blockading the Strait of Hein-muz

Good for the SEC to get a top ten pick. Nice to see the little guys get one

“I’d die for this shit.” Yeah, Giants nailed their picks

Piers Morgan asked Russell Brand which passages were relevant to him when he brought a Bible into court.

Me flicking through the menu at an Indian restaurant pretending to be open minded when I know full well I’m going to order the chicken tikka masala

Joe Jackson:

Imagine you’re having a terrible month at work and your side chick makes you the worst playlist known to man and you gotta pretend to like it

Look, was LIV Golf successful? No. Did it bolster the reputations of everybody involved? Also, no. But was it fun? Once again, no.

Brendan Sorsby has entered a gambling addiction program for sports betting, which could end his college career. The second paragraph of this story is remarkable.

Heaven forbid there’s creativity in generating NIL funds.

🎶Bone Thugs-n-Harmony released 'Tha Crossroads' 30 years ago, April 30, 1996

They’re doing doing pussy analytics and I’m one of the old assholes in moneyball who’s like look pal I know good pussy when I see it

I had a Brazilian tell me that this was their 9/11

ted turner was what you ideally do if you're a billionaire, which is spend your money on baseball and wrestling