HR is out this morning so let me say I am still looking for my bog witch tradwife. It doesn't matter how aggressive she is to start with because I have anomaly training so I can fix her. #tradwife #icanfixher #single

Why is it always like this?

Congratulations Keith! #academic #academicexcellence

It's team building Friday! To celebrate summer, Chargrilled Danny decided to come out of his oven and treat us to some grilled sausages this afternoon. Yum yum, first come first serve out back behind the main Station entrance. #grilling #grillingseason #summer

#goblinmode #GoblinGirl #angelcore

Driving in Florida is hazardous to your health #Florida #floridatraffic #traffic

NERGAL! BACK IT UP! NERGAL, LOOK BEHIND YOU HOMIE! BACK IT UP, NERGAL, YOURE TOO CLOSE! MOVE NERGAL! #July4th #fireworks #FireworksSafety

We took the Nebula-Spawn out for a photo shoot today since he's been on good behavior for two months straight. #ratemyfit #FitCheckOnPrime

A special lens allowed us to reveal the creature responsible for this week's devastating airline encounter. More to come as we investigate this disturbing incident.

#cryptid #CryptidinJuly2023 #skinwalker #missing411 #SCP #containmentbreach

I work at Margaritaville and just got fired for refusing to add this liquid to a margarita. We were instructed specifically to serve this to Florida Anomaly Investigation Station Operators. I am from R&D and took it to the lab to examine and found what looks like ghouls inside.

Haha... Yeah man

Last transmission received from the brave team that attempted to salvage Level 7 after the unilateral time dilation. Miss playing Mario Kart with those guys.

#Florida #floridasummer #SummerSlam #SummerVibes #summertime

#X #ElonMusk #TwitterX

#InfoWars #AlexJonesReturns