me 24 hours ago: i cannot get into blaseball rp. i can't do it me, now: roleplay? what are you talking about. my name is lucky grandslam and i have been physically present for every single chicago firefighters game

the sunbeams do not fear incineration, incineration fears the sunbeams. we are scared of little dogs though

management told me im on fire today :) im on fire every day but sometimes it is just nice to be noticed

shit it found out how we all got onto the sunbeams roster shit shit sh

rumours that i take drink gasoline to increase performance are FALSE and UNVERIFIED. i drink gasoline because i am COOL and BALL HARD

the flames of james !!!!! and also my winning smile and cool hat !!!!!!

my gender is pitcher

TOO HOT!

did you guys hear about bofa? bofa your favourite idols are stuck in DEEZ NUTS!

if i were the pitching machine i would simply not drink blood . rip to ortiz lopez but im different ❤️

you know what they say! if you STAY on fire and screaming, you dont gotta GET on fire and screaming

are you telling me theres a catgirl team and im NOT on it? snubbed once again by the gods

a sixth game in a five-game semifinals, forcing everyone to take a nap. then getting stuck in a loop in black hole weather. also LARS TAYLOR. this was absurd and chaotic and I think we wouldn't have it any other way. congratulations on the championship, sunbeams #blaseball

i am experiencing a problem in which miguel james, miguel james, and miguel james #blaseball (miguel designs by krasi and jun 🇵🇸 hey, girlie! !)