Sure, marriage is important and all, but ᴄᴀsʜ isn't going to say hi to the /most/ important person in his life? Insert angry grumbling here. (Just kidding, but he better be getting an invitation).

What do you mean I'm NOT your maid of honour?

Fuck, you're telling me.

Groans. Everyone is screaming?

NEVERMIND NOW HE'S SCREAMING

Where does he sign up?

When has he ever?

Excellent. Signing very quickly, obviously.

Oh /always/ screaming for him. WINK WINK WINK.

Not a bear. Is she still excited to see him?

nerd

GAGGING NOISES (he still wants to be apart of the wedding, obviously)

make me (naturally he'll be the flower girl)

And what would ever be odd about that? (can he wear a flower crown anyway. that's what flower girls do, right?)

He's always afraid of Vit ripping his head off. That's just one of the many things that makes her so alluring.