Maybe Alois was right. I should pick up some tomes on the virtues of improv comedy.

I think Sylvain may be able to make good points, actually. For example, he could teach us all how to expertly manipulate someone's emotions for personal gain all without taking any responsibility. That's a must for to-be politicians.

... Right. Sorry about that. I was going to check up on you and found the door open.

Right in front of the greenhouse. I thought nobody would touch them if they looked like they were at home.

≻ 𝙱𝚢𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚑 тнє αѕнєη You completely overestimate Sylvain. He was trying to give a class on seduction and all he really managed to say was: “Respect woman” Which is a basic human right.

... Right! I was going to ask if you'd like some tea. The kitchen staff baked an extra cake I managed to haggle off them.

[They have tea set and ready with such speed it almost feels like a black out. Byleth offered the first slice of cake to Bernadetta.] Our secret.

... Alright. I'm read and ready. [Ahem.] Knock knock.

After consulting with Seteth, I've decided to try a different teaching method. [Pulls out a lute and strums.] 🎶 Seiros loves me this I know~ 🎶

I don't think the Eagles need any special encouragement for the Battle. They're already so focused. ... A little too focused, honestly. They stare so intently during lectures. 😥

Anyone who can show me an interesting and cool trick with an animal gets extra credit.

... Is stored in the balls?

(Phew! I passed! I'm hip and with the kids.)

✿ | ❝ found you when your heart was broke, i filled your cup until it overflowed. ❞ • serious / crack • ships with chemistry • open to plotting • (#ferp)

... Does that make me the mother eagle? I-I'm not ready for parenthood—

Being a professor and being a parent is quite different though! One role has you fighting to the death and the other is being a professor.

So this is what Dad meant by reading the fine print...

... What an odd dream. Everyone was wearing their lounge wear on a shiny wooden field passing around an orange ball. Strange. Good morning everyone!

... T... They were! How did you guess?

😶 😮 ... 🤔 Say... Have you also had the dream of running rapidly to one wall of a room to the other?