"You KIDNAP girls who are younger, I think that says enough about your weird tendencies." Queen Elsa.

/ revived account!!!! :-)

"Brad, you can kiss my lumps! I will /never/ go out with you to make out point—not ever."

Glances at Lexo; huffs and flips her hair.

"I should start dating girls, honestly. If boys can't see how beautiful I am maybe they will."

"/Totally/."

"I should also write a book—a book about how I'm hot."

"AAAAH, WHO AM I KIDDING? I CAN'T RESIST HOT BABESSS!"

; someone should make brad lmao.

"THESE LUMPS, YOU KNOW THAT YOU WANNA SLUMP UPON THESE SLUMPS~!" She sang, twirling around.

» she began screaming over-dramatically. "Help me! I have fallen and I can't get up."

She whined loudly, kicking and flailing her arms. "OH. MY. GLOB."

—Lumpy Space Princess (also known as your queen). pic.x.com/QJBc3Ubfan

"Oh glob. Hello, hot /babe/." x.com/munificentdeat…

"Of course I am, babe. No one else has lumps like mine." @MunificentDeath

"Whaaaa—? There's a Lumpy Space Prince? Glob, I thought I was authentic." @MunificentDeath

She allowed her eyes to observe Queen Elsa.'s abs for a moment; shielding her eyes with feigned horror after savoring. "NASTY!"

Kisses her reflection in the mirror because why the hell not. #NationalKissingDay