evidently not

right wingers calling someones smash tag their "codename" is the funniest shit to come out of this

Nephew came home from Kindergarten talm bout some “I’m the best in my class at tic tac toe let’s play” so u know I had to put belt to ass with no games dropped to show him how a real #tictactopplayer moves

💭

mr beast scrubbed my penis with a microfiber cloth

me: "maushold, use population bomb!" the wild sandaconda taking every hit:

yes chef

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Guy who is 12 years old: how come I never seen that thing from 20 years ago

froggy

I believe it

noticed we're kind of going through a fizzmax era on the channel rn LMFAO, feels really good to get some stuff out :3

hand free doodle

glorp pizza

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