I relaxed once in 2003

Hear me out What would you call a non gender specific “Sugar Daddy”

It’s not ADHD hobby hopping ok I would really want to try DJing ok after my knitting once I finish dying yarn and then quickly attempting the clarinet after my bath bomb making but not before calligraphy practice oh I could colour whilst I’m here but I swear I could draw comics

The impact go piss girl has had on the world really needs to be studied because why did I nearly say it to my HR manager

I LOVE hanging out with other autistic people because you can look at them with a straight face and say “I don’t get it” and rather than think you’re rude or blunt or annoying they say “Oh! Let me explain it to you with every possible method so you definitely get it”

good night 😌

Wow I feel awful maybe scrolling the short ramblings of psychotic strangers will make me feel better

i saw a quote that said, "if you don't clear your misunderstandings in time, they become the reason for permanent distance." and that's realest shit ever.

Yesterday at 2pm he said “Ok we are done here go work wherever you want I guess, home..coffee shop..here whatever you wanna do” so me and my friends met at a book store to work from home together 🤢🤮 it was a dream

Yesterday I sat down in a book shop to work and a girl opposite me said “Sorry, do you need me to move?” I said “Absolutely not, do u need more space, I’m sorry!” To which she replied. “Honesty, I’m just seeing which lunchable I am, it’s fine.” Icon. Academic QUEEN.

Neurodivergents will be like ‘I’m so tired’ and then refuse to sleep because they haven’t had enough me time after surviving the day.

Working from home is crazy because I can be hit with my regular scheduled extreme nausea and I get to just go lay down and then I can carry on working when I feel better. What a life.

Nah that’s my final straw with twitter. Scrolling casually through to see a whole graphic scene from the film ‘mother’ which I’d never heard of and didn’t know would be THAT. I feel depressed and sick 🤢 goodbye twitter 🙂‍↕️