NEWS FLASH: NO ONE IN FACEBOOK KNOWS WHAT AN ALLEN WRENCH LOOKS LIKE. COME ON!!! THEY DON'T TEACH THAT ON STACKOVERFLOW DO THEY? I'LL HAVE TO GET IT MYSELF.

Looking for suggestions. FYI - I've already restarted the server.

No Zuck is not with me right now. I've sent him to get the server fluid from the Hardware store so that I can get some time to think in peace.

We are now moving the server boxes to a barn. Will be immersing them in the rice. May be it will help.

Update: Right now I'm just touching the wires and pretending to listen for sounds so my boss thinks I'm working.

If you want you can send 'I LOVE YOU' to your crush on whatsapp. It won't get delivered but boy you'd enjoy that thrill.

Okay this is unbelievable. My boss asks me if the plugs are connected. How do you think the green light's blinking you dummy.

Y'all should have never uninstalled Signal. Let this be a lesson learnt.

It's been 2 hours 17 mins since this issue went above my paygrade.

Or... Maybe it's them roaches. I hate them.

So, someone deleted large sections of the routing....that doesn't mean Facebook is just down, from the looks of it....that means Facebook is GONE.

I think I just saw Steve from the plumbing department. What's he doing in the server room?! Facebook is on a meltdown guys. #whatsappdown

No Kevin, people don't message you anyway. Stop cribbing about Whatsapp and go to sleep.

I think at this point apology ain't gonna cut it.

No pressure, Mike. No pressure.

Me and my boss in the server room right now.

I feel sad for people who got their birthdays tomorrow. Ain't nobody calling yal to wish happy birthday.

Fixed part of it. Instagram should be up now.