Every think its funny how most people only pray to God when things are bad, but never when things are good? If you dont like god when your at your best, you dont deserve god when your at your worst.

Suffer from the Discipline of today so you don't have to suffer from the regret of tomorrow

Name on thing cooler than the thought of Jesus riding a T-rex on a wave on the ocean. I'll wait.

If Jesus worked for a company, he would always be the hardest worker in the room. Be like Jesus.

Do you think you can beat jesus in chess?

Would you share some watermelon with Jesus? I know that I would. watermelon is one of the greatest miracles of Christ and we should all share some watermelon with our loved ones.

Ok hear me out on this one. Ultra cyborg mecha death laser Jesus. How badass is that.

What path will you choose?

do you think Jesus would be good at gambling?

Has American lost its way with god? If so, how do we bring god back to America.

I actually think that illegal immigrants SHOULD have guns. Here is my reason why. Do you agree?

What would you do if you saw this approach you

You will only reap the harvest from the seeds you sow

Do you believe God can help you find love?

God doesn't want you to watch this

I don’t believe in cancer causing vaccines. Jesus is enough to sustain me.

Ayo, how is this ok? This is the equivalent of promoting kids to shoot up roids or heroin. Hormones are a life changing drug with permanent consequences. Ban this off the internet. Wtf.

Jesus has a message for you: stop masturbating youtu.be/SSThmGn1aEk Check out my video I just made!

God loves you, despite all your flaws

Honestly, we need to legalize Necrophilia. Don’t older women love being felt young again by a younger man? Necrophilia is a way to honor the dead and help facilitate the health and well being of the deceased. #legalizeNecro