If we don’t discriminate against the color of dogs why should we do it against people

Everyone in Tucson drives like they just got their permit & their mom is sitting there reminding them the right peddle is the gas #tucson

Donald Trump will do everything he can to distract from the fact that because of his failed COVID-19 response: - Over 200,000 Americans have died - 26 million are on unemployment - 1 in 6 small businesses risk permanent closure We can’t let him.

Gen Chem: learn all dis stuff O Chem: Everything you learned in Gen Chem was wrong, forget it all 🙃

We need a president who will expand access to health care — not one who does everything he can to tear it away.

President Trump continues to prove just how unfit he is to lead our nation through a global pandemic.

To the people at Taco Bell/McDonald’s @ 1am, you are my people.

Wearing a mask isn't a political statement — it's a patriotic duty.

Me “why are you in Tulsa Oklahoma on thanksgiving?” Eric “we were late to the Trump rally & apparently so was everyone else”

I will absolutely be going to Taco Bell for the 4th day in a row

Sit on my pota porty

Oh you’re ex was crazy……………what did you do to her?

If your boyfriend doesn’t hold your hand while you pee he’s probably gay

“I want a cactus tattoo bc I relate to them & they used to be on my bedsheet’s” quote Luke Fisher

Joseph thought the Marlboro Man and the Michelin Man were the same 🥲

Me: you were tickling me Joe: I was gracefully dancing my fingers across your body

Is the person who writes NYT's Connections doing okay?