Hey NSW Police Force, there are a shedload of us wondering when Alan Jones will be charged for sexually assaulting young men? If you’d let us all know ASAP so we know other young men are safe, we’d appreciate it. And witches: please re-tweet if you wanna know, too. #JailJones

Neil Brennan nailed it. This is about how I see a Civil War going with magat's. #TrumpIsNotWell #CivilWar

Some people seem to have forgotten how bad a president Trump was, so I made a list of the 100 Worst Things About the Trump Presidency, in no particular order. Please share and add anything I missed. 🧵

#INDvAUS Ro-unfit Sharma. He has a bigger belly than me, and I’m 55

What a joke. NRL giving even more ground to AFL with that appalling refereeing display. #NRLStormRaiders

Sutton has no chance of developing osteoporosis considering the life supply of milk he will be given. #NRLStormraiders

Is Korn allowed to be within 100 meters of either of these teams? #AFLNorthDogs

I hate Ross Lyon coached games. What? He’s not coaching this game?#AFLSunsPies

Look, this administration WILL fail, there is no doubt about that. It’s just a matter of how much damage will have been done at the point of collapse. There is of course the added twist that Trump will attempt to abolish elections, but I believe that’s doomed to failure too.

Well, you’ve convinced me. 😂

Essendon crowd: When in doubt booooo. #AFLDonsSaints

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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

All out within 33 overs. Idiotic batting. Just proves you can’t ‘Bazball’ every time. This pitch has a life span of about 4 days. And no spinner!!! Spazball #Ashes

Why are the soap dodgers unhappy with Carey? Are they venting their frustrations about their previous fat ranger keeper being stumped for wandering out of his crease? Fat ginger loser. #Ashes

Why the hell are the poms doing this??? This is going to be a very expensive experiment. Idiots.#Ashes

Old Jeff is missing his pillow.

cricket.com.au ENGLAND IN THE LAST 18 TESTS IN AUSTRALIA: Lost, Lost, Lost, Lost, Lost, Lost, Lost, Lost, Draw, Lost, Lost, Lost, Lost, Draw, Lost, Lost, Lost, Lost.

Imagine banning these organisations & still claiming to be on the right side of history?? - Action Against Hunger - Campaign for the Children of Palestine - Handicap International - Doctors Without Borders - Defense for Children International - War Child Holland

Forget supercars. If you could drive any Wacky Racer to work tomorrow, which one are you picking? (I’m taking the Bulletproof Bomb for the squad goals). 🚗