I’m retired but also I never started.

I did the adult thing and door dashed a $20 smoothie that tasted like chalk from all supplements I added to counter act the fact I took a bunch of adderal to clean and forgot to eat and am now getting sick.

Now if tik tok girls could just match the ass shaking with the double pedal

Not me having to tell my teenage sister to not send me a shirtless picture of your crush who is also a teenager…. Like girl you gonna get me sent to jail don’t send me this shit 💀😂

I’m love waking up to bad reviews of my old work. Good to know y’all still suck.

Nope. Not today. Not anymore. Passed the line. Now I’m done annoyed.

Watching Queen aid live while in the bath because adulting

I love Funyuns tho

The movie always famous but with a twist. The groupie is actually the benefactor for the band and all their success but pretended to be dumb and into them to sway their decisions and publicity.

Las Vegas F1 is cool, but at the MSG Sphere may have been the coolest. The eyeballs were following the cars. Pre-recorded, live from data, or someone with a joystick? 😂 That was wild!

thinking about miss netherlands dancing to beyoncé at miss universe

Feels like I need to deep throat a sage stick after the week I’ve had

Worked #F1 Las Vegas. Blessed for the experience.

Genius really

Lmfao me off medication is so unhinged. I will ram you with my car knock that off.

I’ve been off antidepressants for a little over month now. If there’s ever an 8 hour period in my day that I didn’t cry I’ll call that successful…..

For future use- If there’s ever any legal lawsuits going on with Bitrate Productions/ Playgon hit me up cause I’d love to see them burn.

The only good thing that came from Covid was the no contact delivery.

Men will gaslight you telling you the definition of word is wrong

Where did Kendrick Lamar go?